Of Saved Google Chats

3:30 PM me: de-hairing process complete....
arch of eyebrow perfect...
genghis khan moustachio demolished
bearded circus lady appearance eliminated
3:31 PM DK: went to parlour kya?
me: yeth and fed the little kitty outside
DK: i dont belive u, u fuzzy peach
me: underarms also...so light, so unhairy!!
DK: fuzzy peach
me: peachy fuzz
3:38 PM me: BAAAAA Chi MAIYA BABA CHIC CHIBWA BWA
3:41 PM BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DK: Boss was at my terminal
3:42 PM me: ooops